Mini Theater (1)
As the alarm clock went off, the person in bed turned over.
He kicked the alarm clock with his foot, sending it flying, then leaned back and fell into the soft covers.
Just then, the hotel’s wake-up call function kicked in.
“It is now 7 a.m. Beijing time…”
The person in bed scratched his head irritably, struggled for a moment, and finally reluctantly got out of bed with a messy hair.
He was in a bad mood and kicked away his slippers, then stared at them for a moment before obediently putting them on his feet.
At that moment, he received a message from someone on the other end of the phone, “Su Yuanzhou, the person you’re meeting today is very important. Don’t be late, and if you dare to be disrespectful, you’re in trouble.”
Listening to the threatening voice message from the old man early in the morning, Su Yuanzhou raised an eyebrow slightly, then took out his phone and opened the calendar section. It was written there: Blind date.
His already unattractive face immediately turned even gloomier.
He almost forgot about this.
The blind date partner was quite famous, the daughter of the Meng family. People in the circle would say how beautiful and impressive this woman was, but he didn’t feel anything special and didn’t take this business matchmaking meeting seriously.
In the past, he would have casually gone wearing flip-flops, but perhaps because of being scolded by the old man for a long time, he had learned his lesson and put on a slightly more formal suit.
The meeting place was a Western restaurant. After waiting for a while and not seeing the person, he started playing a game and coincidentally saw Gao Jing also online, so he invited him to join.
“Yuan Ge, didn’t you go on a blind date? How come you have time to play games?”
Gao Jing was quite good at playing games, and Su Yuanzhou realized that if he played a cool hero in this game, he would be popular among girls.
Seeing that there was suddenly a female avatar in their team, Su Yuanzhou raised an eyebrow and said, “That noble lady is probably still putting on makeup. It’s been almost an hour since we were supposed to meet, and I haven’t seen anyone yet.”
Gao Jing said, “Oh,” then continued, “Where are you having dinner? I’m also outside right now, and you might not believe who I’m with…”
Immediately, Su Yuanzhou saw the only girl in their team and remembered his previous experience playing games with Gao Jing.
Despite Su Yuanzhou’s tough and dominant appearance in real life, like a school bully, his favorite heroes in the game are actually those cute and girly ones.
Like Angela and Daji, for example.
So, in the Canyon, players would see a Daji with the ID “I’m Super Fierce” shaking her hips and wagging her tail in the bushes, trying to ambush others.
Because he was encroaching on the positions that the girls liked, every time Gao Jing brought a girl along, she would inexplicably have a grudge against Su Yuanzhou, and sometimes they would even argue.
The girls could always find reasons to scold him—
“Why is a guy like you taking a mage role? Go play top lane.”
“Hey, I wanted to play mid lane. Why are you like this?”
“Are you stupid? You died again. How could the jungle brother play with a noob like you!”
Su Yuanzhou may be powerful and imposing in real life, but in the game, he was at the bottom. After all, if you’re a noob, you’re a noob, and being a noob in the game is the original sin.
On the other hand, Gao Jing, who Su Yuanzhou used to scold, became the most popular wild king brother among the girls as soon as he entered the game.
Their positions were clearly defined.
He generally couldn’t be bothered to argue with the girls. He would mute them and play whatever he wanted, boasting the most expensive skins with the fiercest ID and enduring the most toxic insults.
This time was no different. He quickly chose Daji again.
Looking at the seductive and charming little fox on the screen, she formed a heart shape with her hands and said in a coquettish voice, “Please give your orders, master.”
Su Yuanzhou turned his gaze to the girl in the team, ready to hear her sweet words.
Expecting her to say something, he was taken aback when the Kai in the team suddenly turned on her microphone.
There was a sigh coming from the microphone. “Uncle Su Yuanzhou, are you a pervert? How can a guy like you enjoy playing as Daji?”
Su Yuanzhou’s fork, which was originally held in his mouth, trembled. Upon hearing this familiar tone, he recalled many unpleasant memories.
Damn it…
Isn’t this Xie Xinglin’s sister??
That weirdo uncle?
Su Yuanzhou had a clear understanding of himself until he met this little girl named Pei An’an, who would call him “uncle” every other day.
At first, he was angry and unwilling, but eventually, he fucking got used to it.
However, any man who has reached a certain age would be very sensitive about being called “uncle.” Especially last time when someone criticized him, saying, “Look, your sister has been married for so long, and you, as her older brother, don’t even have a girlfriend. I’m not kidding, do you still think you’re in high school? If you don’t find a partner now, do you expect others to call you ‘uncle’ in the future?”
Thinking of this, the usually confident Su Yuanzhou shivered.
Damn it…
Are these people devils?
They actually made him feel like he had aged ten years in an instant.
Unable to hold back, Su Yuanzhou asked, “Are you two together now?”
When did these two get together?
Gao Jing didn’t respond to him but instead asked, “Where are you now?”
Su Yuanzhou pursed his lips and replied, “I’m at the shopping center in the city center. She chose the location and restaurant. I guess she’s shopping around here.”
This time, Gao Jing was shocked. “I just happened to invite the kid to have bubble tea nearby. Shall we come find you?”
Pei An’an wasn’t too pleased. “Who are you calling a kid? I’m already in junior high.”
Seizing the opportunity, Su Yuanzhou sarcastically retorted, “Weren’t you just calling me ‘uncle’ a moment ago? Now suddenly I’m not a kid anymore?”
Not long after, the game started. As soon as they loaded in, the players on the opposing team thought Su Yuanzhou was a girl.