Recount of a Cannon Fodder’s Counterattack (1)
Lu Shijin hurriedly finished the chapter before midnight.
The novel he was writing was a stereotypical shounen one. The protagonist was a dark horse who gathered women like picking flowers. Any female character with a name would inevitably fall in love with him and do anything to please him.
The card Lu Shijin was using might have been too strong, because as he wrote the chapter, Lu Shijin couldn’t control his urge to write things with more sexual tension*.
Thankfully, 711 was clear headed enough to remind him that doing so would result in the chapter getting deleted by mods. Lu Shijin was just barely able to control this urge.
But after finishing the chapter, Lu Shijin still wanted to keep writing.
Motivation was strange like that. It couldn’t be restrained. The more he tried, the more it would bounce back.
The card was an author that specialized in writing the hot and dirty things, but the current novel website had strict regulations, causing the author to be unsatisfied with what Lu Shijin had to write.
“Convenience store, you screwed me over again. What kind of author is this, with a brain full of these images!” Lu Shijin felt overheated from what his brain was thinking about while writing.
“Sorry, sorry, you told me to pick a random one, and that’s what I did. Who knew it would be that kind of author.”
“Then you need to pick someone else for me right now. If this continues, I might die from an overactive imagination!”
“This card’s effects last for 72 hours and cannot be overridden.”
“. . . You really screwed me over.”
711 snickered. “Why not just let them write? Let them write until they’re satisfied, that might make it better.”
Lu Shijin couldn’t think of any better ideas, so he decided to try 711’s suggestion.
But even porn needed material like plot, characterization, etc.
Lu Shijin thought about it for a long time before getting inspiration. Wasn’t his experiences the best kind of material?
He and Huo Lian, Payne, Xu Yifan, Jun Yu, which one of his stories weren’t exciting? What else did he need to use?
And writing it down would be like making a memento! Two birds with one stone!
Write, write, write!
Lu Shijin knew his experiences, and with the talent of the author, he easily typed over four thousand characters without stopping.
After two hours, he wrote almost ten thousand characters, and the author’s passion finally faded, so Lu Shijin stopped writing.
Lu Shijin wrote about what happened in the first world, between him and Huo Lian.
Since this was a porn writer, the story had to have a lot of those scenes.
A simple ten thousand character introduction had two scenes of direct penetration, as well as other tense moments with some roleplaying.
Lu Shijin would have never thought he would end up writing about his own sexual experiences.
After finishing writing, Lu Shijin read it from start to finish and felt embarrassment as well as a hard-to-describe sense of excitement.
If he ignored the topic, the author was pretty good at writing. The descriptions invoked very realistic sceneries.
Lu Shijin felt his blood boil from reading it. He could remember all the happiness Huo Lian brought him.
Lu Shijin got up and rushed to the washroom with a strange posture. He only calmed down when he blasted himself with cold water.
No wonder porn was banned, who would be able to endure something so arousing?
But is there anything wrong with adults reading adult stuff? No.
Since their story was written so beautifully, wouldn’t it be an insult to the author’s talent if he didn’t publish it?
Joy should be shared. Lu Shijin decided to post the story to a website for adult readers, a perfect place for the author’s talent to be displayed.
Lu Shijin opened it and made an account as an author. He hesitated when he got to the username part.
He couldn’t use Wang Lizhi’s username or his previous username. After a long time, he decided to use homophones of his own name in reverse, “Jin Shilu” as his username.
Before posting a story, he needed a title. Lu Shijin didn’t bother thinking of some fancy title and decided to simply name it “The Devoted Second Male Lead System (doujin)” and posted it.
By the time he finished, it was almost three o’clock in the morning. Lu Shijin closed the computer and went to sleep.
The first thing he did when he woke up again was to open the computer and see how his story was doing.
Unexpectedly, his post was already saved by tens of readers, and there were several comments praising the author’s writing, asking for more.
Most of the current porn writers were doing it out of personal interest. They wouldn’t be able to earn much money, so the number of people writing it had been decreasing a lot. This made readers very anxious. Every time they saw a new person post, they would be as happy as if they had discovered a new continent.
Especially since Lu Shijin’s writing was good. The readers voluntarily shared it with other people, and before noon, there were several hundred saves, steadily increasing. The number of comments were also increasing.
[Is this a new author? You’re really good! You got this, here’s some flowers~]
[This is too good! I’ll be here knocking on my bowl for more. Rolling on the ground begging for updates!]
[How often will this be updated? I’m going to stay in this pit forever, please update and not drop!]
[Is this a doujin? I didn’t find anything with the name “The Devoted Second Male Lead System”. I want to read it, has anyone found it?]
[Me too, I’m crying for Lulu and the little uncle’s love~]
[The author is a real treasure! I love doujin writings! Have you thought about writing other doujins?]
[Please write more, I’ll support you forever! I’ve already followed you! Please update!]
Seeing all the comments, Lu Shijin suddenly understood why Wang Lizhi would be so shameless.
After all, who didn’t like receiving praise and having their egos stroked?
The readers were so passionate that Lu Shijin decided to reply to a couple comments.
After replying, he refreshed the page and saw that the most recent couple of comments had a sign beside them. Seeing the text, it seemed that someone was giving him likes.
[Reader Daylight Pheasant has gifted author Shi Jinlu one Deepwater Bomb. I hope a bomb can get the author out. Stop procrastinating, go write!】
[Reader Daylight Pheasant has gifted author Shi Jinlu one Deepwater Bomb. The water at Peach Blossom Pool is deep, but not deep enough for you to avoid a deepwater bomb! 】
[Reader Daylight Pheasant has gifted author Shi Jinlu one Deepwater Bomb. Good writing can become flowers, have a deepwater bomb as a present!】
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